Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Usagerroneous...or breaking up is hard too do...

Image courtesy of someecards


I’m sorry that you don’t know why
it makes a difference (heavy sigh.)
We’re simply not harmonious.
Your grammar’s too erroneous.

Yes, ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ are not the same.
And dangling participles? Shame!
Mix ‘its’ and ‘it’s’?  Felonious.
Your grammar’s 2 erroneous.

Don’t even get me started on…
you’re comma splice.  Past tense?  So gone.
Do I sound sanctimonious?
Your grammar’s to erroneous.

Apologies to you then.  Not!
Where grammar goes, so goes it’s thought:
its sad, not acrimonious.
Your grammar’s tu erroneous. 


Notes:  The form is Kyrielle.  My poem was inspired by the April PAD Challenge at Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides site.  The theme for the day is 2 right an apology poem or an unapologetic poem (or both.)  C'mom - try it.  You won't be sorry.  ☼