Usagerroneous...or breaking up is hard too do...

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Usagerroneous

I’m sorry that you don’t know why

it makes a difference (heavy sigh.)

We’re simply not harmonious.

Your grammar’s too erroneous.

Yes, ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ are not the same.

And dangling participles? Shame!

Mix ‘its’ and ‘it’s’?  Felonious.

Your grammar’s 2 erroneous.

Don’t even get me started on…

you’re comma splice.  Past tense?  So gone.

Do I sound sanctimonious?

Your grammar’s to erroneous.

Apologies to you then.  Not!

Where grammar goes, so goes it’s thought:

its sad, not acrimonious.

Your grammar’s tu erroneous. 

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Notes:  The form is Kyrielle.  My poem was inspired by the April PAD Challenge at Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides site.  The theme for the day is 2 right an apology poem or an unapologetic poem (or both.)  C'mom - try it.  You won't be sorry.  ☼