Showing posts with label PAD Challenge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PAD Challenge. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Usagerroneous...or breaking up is hard too do...

Image courtesy of someecards

Usagerroneous

I’m sorry that you don’t know why
it makes a difference (heavy sigh.)
We’re simply not harmonious.
Your grammar’s too erroneous.

Yes, ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ are not the same.
And dangling participles? Shame!
Mix ‘its’ and ‘it’s’?  Felonious.
Your grammar’s 2 erroneous.

Don’t even get me started on…
you’re comma splice.  Past tense?  So gone.
Do I sound sanctimonious?
Your grammar’s to erroneous.

Apologies to you then.  Not!
Where grammar goes, so goes it’s thought:
its sad, not acrimonious.
Your grammar’s tu erroneous. 

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Notes:  The form is Kyrielle.  My poem was inspired by the April PAD Challenge at Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides site.  The theme for the day is 2 right an apology poem or an unapologetic poem (or both.)  C'mom - try it.  You won't be sorry.  ☼