Witty Repartee

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It’s Never Too Late for a Clever Comeback

“Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.” ~Mark Twain

Higgledy piggledy

Humorist Mark Twain said,

“Repartee’s something we

think of too late…”

Coincidentally,

Twain, like most clever folk

suffered not from this: the

talent’s innate.

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Notes:  The form is Double Dactyl. The inspiration for the poem was today's prompt of "It's too late," as posted by Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides November PAD Competition.

Poe Poe Me: Once upon a time, I was ravin' about writer's block...

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Once Upon a Keyboard

Once upon a keyboard, weary, while I pondered word-string theory,
Over verb and adverb pairings, I thought, “What a crashing bore!”
Still I typed, fairly quickly: suddenly I felt quite sickly,
As if something went a-missing, dissing at me, so I swore.
`’Tis distraction,’ thus I muttered, `snapping, ‘cause I sure was sore -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I recalled it – it was writer’s block: Work stalled. (It
sucks!) And so my sentence structure wrought its ghost like ‘crime-fic’ gore.
Justified, I sought appeal; vainly I had thought to steal
From some books or other store – of vast knowledge (Could I score?)
For my new, ingenious novel – which my agent will ignore…
Nameless now for evermore.

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Notes: The form is parody.  And it is a obviously a parody of Poe's The Raven.  For Robert Lee Brewer's Poetic Asides November PAD Chapbook competition, the prompt for today was 'Once upon a _____.'  As soon as I saw the prompt, I knew I had to go in this particular direction.  And guess what?  No writer's block happened either.  I just sat down and wrote the Poem. 

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." ~Yogi Berra

Poetic Asides is now into Day 2 of the November Poem-A-Day (PAD) Chapbook Challenge.  Today's theme is to write a poem (or more than one poem) using an epigraph, which is a quote that speaks to the theme of the work, as well as inspiring or informing it.  

As you might guess, I love this sort of thing, because epigraphs are a great jumping off point.  In my case, as you might guess, I like to look for funny or humorous quotes because, well...because that is so me.  

In fact, my header today is a quote by the Yogi Berra.  And just so you know, while a nickel ain't worth a dime anymore, a couple of poems will always hold their value (whatever that might be.)

The form for each poem below is Nove Otto.

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Pulley Get Me Outta Here!

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.” ~Sam Levenson

I hate that crowded, closed-in space

containing members of ‘Rat Race’.

That demon lift: elevator.      

And if I die before my floor

I only pray I’ll have strength for

pressing ‘UP’ initiator.

But here’s the thing:  I don’t know if

I’ll do it ‘ere I am a stiff.

Kind of like a late dumb waiter.

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Candidates Debate

“Be obscure clearly.” E.B. White

Be difficult to understand.
Speak plainly, on the other hand.
You’ll confuse your opposition.
Ambiguous…the way to go,
but say it straight so folks won’t know
where you stand on each position
as a front-running candidate.
Take this advice: when in debate,
‘stump.’ You’ll be a politician.

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